This is a lady putting her heels on in preparation for brunch.

 This is a gloved lady getting help with her pearl bracelet in preparation for brunch.
 Madame Krakowa: "Please be careful. This piece has been in my family for generations"

 This is a lady ironing a dress in preparation for brunch.

 This is a lady putting on her finest silk scarf in preparation for brunch.
 Lady Rioja: "This piece will make them green with envy."

 Lady Rioja: "I think you're going to like PamperZ."

 We're ready and now off to brunch.

 Madame Krakowa: "Lady Rioja, I'm Polish. You know I don't like meeting new people."

 Madame Krakowa: "So who is this Pancakes person?"
 Lady Rioja"I don't know. I've only meet her once at that bar down the street."
 Madame Krakowa: "I see."

 Madame Krakowa: "Well does she have hair like mine. This is the finest hair in all of Krakow."
 Lady Rioja: "Yes, your hair is lovely. Between you and me I don't think PamperZ' hair is as pretty as yours."

 Madame Krakowa: "It is still so sad to see hookers. Don't you agree, Lady Rioja? I just have to laugh at them."
 Lady Rioja: " Yes, Madame Krakowa, " It is still so sad to see hookers. Is that...?"

 Lady Rioja: "Oh my god. It is PamperZ."

 PamperZ: "Hi Lady Rio. I'm sorry I'm late. It was a late night. I just got up and flew down here."
 Lady Rioja: "Not a problem. This is Madame Krakowa."
 PamperZ: "Oh you're a madame?! Very nice to meet you."

 PamperZ: This joint is very pricey. Maybe the madame will foot the bill.

 PamperZ: Yeah girl I hear you. Just put it down anywhere. I'm not payin for it anyway...Look, leave me alone. I'm workin here.

 PamperZ: "I don't think "Pinky" likes me."
 Lady Rioja: "Why is everything so difficult in America? Even Brunch..."

 PamperZ: "Bitch is diggin her Polish heel in my leg"
 Madame Krakowa:"I'm diggin my heel in this American bitches leg."
 Lady Rioja: "I think they're warming up to each other."

 PamperZ: "Note to self: Decline all future brunches and sleep instead."
 Lady Rioja: "Note to self: Make friends with ladies at work."

 PamperZ: I'm paying for brunch? This was NOT supposed to happen. It's a good thing I clipped that John's credit card last week or I'd be so em-bare-assed.

 Madame Krakova: "Oh no! I hope some big, strong, American man doesn't assault me."

 PamperZ: Finally, a place to rest."

 PamperZ: "Hey Sailor. I'm already lying down. We're halfway there..."

 Lady Rioja: "Ladies, you don't need tacky make-up to be beautiful."
 PamperZ: "This Brazilian chick is really getting on my nerves."

 Madame Krakova: "Haha. I'm prettier than you are."
 PamperZ: "No you aint."
 Lady Rioja: "I think they're bonding."

 Lady Rioja: "Sometimes I just like to get on and ride for hours."
 PamperZ: "Me too honey. Me too..."

 PamperZ: "Hey Taxi! Over here! Yeah, me! Hey!!"

 PamperZ: "Looks like I can't get a cab home. Strange.What are you doin now?"
 Lady Rioja: "I was just going to do some lady shopping at Key Food."
 PamperZ: " I'm free lets hang out."
 Lady Rioja: "(gulp) Sure."

 PamperZ: "My God! Everything is so expensive."

 Madame Krakova: " Oh wow! Look at this giant, American produce. We have nothing like this at home."
 PamperZ: Look, either put it in your bag or stick it in a cavity."

 Madame Krakova: " I'm NOT stealing! She is!"
 PamperZ: "No I'm not!"
 Lady Rioja:; ".39 a pound for steak?

 Madame Krakova: " Ok, she's walking away. Let's leave."
 Lady Rioja: "I can't. She has my wallet."

 Madame Krakova: On no, silly I don't shop here."
 PamperZ:" You can buy a frozen turkey and toilet paper in one corner? I like this place."

 Madame Krakova: "This is so unlady like."

 PamperZ: " Well,that brunch sucked shit. Hey Taxi! Yeah, here, me! Taxi. Hey!!!"

 Madame Krakova: "I hope I never see that Pancakes woman again. Horrible."
 Lady Rioja: " Look, I'm sorry. I thought you two would get along."
 Madame Krakova: "She is a crime against humanity."

Photos:Zsolt   Words:John   Make-up:Roch   Production:Carlos
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